Wow! You’re a genius, you MORON!
This is the official cryptocurrency for every MORON who completely wasted their time back in 2009...
Classic $MORON move! We're all in this together, sitting in the same boat of spectacular financial face-plants. You're either the person who heard about Bitcoin at $0.06 and said "nah, sounds sketchy" or you're the legend who sold at $0.30 thinking you were a genius... right before it hit $110,000.
You know, that magical year when Bitcoin's GENESIS BLOCK was born and we were... what were we doing again?
While we were busy being skeptical legends, refreshing Facebook every 30 seconds and downloading "totally legitimate" music from sketchy websites, some 14-year-old kids with pizza-stained keyboards were casually mining Bitcoin in their mom's basement.
And us? We're the proud $MORONS who thought "cryptocurrency" sounded like something from a sci-fi movie. We were too busy perfecting our FarmVille strategies and wondering if this "Twitter thing" would ever catch on.
As certified $MORON, we didn't just miss the boat – we missed the entire ocean!
But hey, buying this $MORON coin gives us one last shot at redemption... to become financially free $MORON!
No Fundamental Analysis. No promises of Lambos. No Utility.
Just 100% pure, unfiltered MORON marketing and it's MORON community – because sometimes the most honest strategy is admitting you have no strategy at all.